Sailing into one of the most dangerous stretches of ocean in the entire world, at night, with limited visibility, relying solely on the directions of untrustworthy pirates you’ve already double crossed, when you know the Spanish navy are watching and could attack at any moment, that’s not dangerous.
Doing it with Hazy on board? That’s dangerous.
Really going anywhere with Hazy is dangerous. Accepting a drink from Hazy… now that in many parts of the world is widely considered to make you no longer legally responsible for your actions.
Transcript
Seamus the Black “Alright Thunk, you have a heading,take us in.”
Sin “So not only are we trying to sail through the most dangerous stretch of water we can find, but we’re doing it at night?”
Seamus the Black “Too dangerous to do it in the day, Spanish navy is still watchin’.”
Sin “It still seems a foolish risk to me.”
Seamus the Black “It’s fine, dun worry.”
Hazy “I agree with Sin Cap’n. I think we’re gonna crash.”
Seamus The Black: “Hazy, we’re followin’ the markers on our directions exactly. How can we crash if we follow the directions?”
Sound Effect: SKREESSHH
Hazy: “Well you see, the last marker you read to Thunk wasn’t a marker. It was a smudge made when I spilled some rum on the directions.”